So I was looking through a menu in this fancy italian restaraunt with this guy, and we were both in pretty formal clothes, you know, a suit, a dress, two inch feathered false eyelashes, the works. We were going to our schools winter formal dance later, but for now we were waiting for his cousin and her date, and it was pretty quiet. Awkardly quiet. So I says:
"Hey Ramses"
He looks up, politely says "What?"
And I karate chop him in the throat.
He chokes and smiles and says "That hurt," with his hand at his neck.
And then we go about like nothing happened.
I think he's a keeper.